Come meet the Elders. Simply Jews - a cabal of critically undermedicated schemers. A subject that somehow strangely fits that proud double-barreled British name: Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey. Spanking, just like the predilection to double names, seems to have deep roots in the soil of Albion.
I hope my British friends wouldn't take it personally, since no offense is intended, but one of the most popular posts on this here blog is Time for some spanking, Bibi? Written three years ago, it is still one of the all time hitters and most of the hits come from UK. All that because of search term "spanking". Anyhow, let's proceed to another peculiarity of Great Britain: the institution of English Language Teacher abroad.
I don't know much about their full life cycle, it's not a subject widely discussed in literature, but probably at the end of their useful life they were buried in the foreign soil by the last family hosting them, somewhere between the beloved horse dog and the garden toolshed. Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey, in his own way, continues this tradition.
But if the real TBH exists, I shall be happy to publish his picture here. It is more about his unusual, even outstanding hate. The first manifestation of this hate I was able to find is this short article Palin — the Devil in disguise sic! Even in such a short opus, Sarah got several expletives and worse leveled at her: Mrs. Nobody know-it-all shreiking [indeed this what he's written - "shreiking"] cow from Alaska the joke of American politics, plied with a couple of vodkas before letting rip in front of incredulous audiences ridiculous figure Mrs.
Now you know that Pravda's rubles don't come easy. So bad that it totally screws up his thought process, whatever there was to start with. From the first statement, the author shows that he is deadly serious: I have already called Sarah Palin a pith-headed bimbo from the back of beyond, in this column. I shall now go one step further. You can see how proud he is of that "pith-headed bimbo" turn of phrase.
Yes, that "pith" shows that he is either British or does his best to play one. After this display of professional oh well And the premise is so stupid that, aside of following the new wave of expletives, there is no need to read the rest. Here it is: By attacking the democratically elected President of the United States of America at a sensitive time in her country's history, she shows the tact of a boorish drunkard bawling obscenities at a funeral.
This one is a doozy. Either TBH is indeed a Russian parody of a Brit or his 40 years of work for the sewer press have annihilated the last remains of democratic instincts in his puny brain. Only a person to whom the serfdom in the current Russian two-czars-regime seems like a natural environment, could produce such a shining example of nincompoopery. TBH is so incensed by this effrontery that he really goes all out for Obama. Here is how: Hockey Mum Sarah ex-Governess of Alaska is famous for her shrill shrieking [this time he got a handle on this difficult word] style Speak about double barreled names If you know what this one means, please let me know.
And another outstanding sample of TBHs' drooling at Obama: To attack the President of the country at a time when the USA needs to close ranks and stand together to consolidate the enormous strides his intelligent and respectful approach has achieved in building bridges, when her party's period in government bombed them It really makes one suspicious: is Obama a Putin's secret buddy, which fact is known only to Putin and to TBH, by any chance?
Even Putin rarely gets such a thorough brownnosing. He might have some uses, although his ability to insult people is mediocre, due to obvious lack of imagination and brain cells. Instead of trying to bite some other people's knees and humping his masters' legs. Afterword : And Andrew Sallivan enjoys it : Seriously: " it's rip-roaring stuff What a perverted joy Does Mr Sallivan realize whose eruption of excrement he is enjoying so much? Update : How could I have missed it? First of all, Matt participated in a debate with this character, so there is a chance he exists.
Secondly, a quote that is simply sublime: This man hates more things than Naomi Klein. He he he Posted by SnoopyTheGoon at 7. Labels: Dreck. Great write up on TBH. I have been reading his perverse drivel in Pravda for the last few weeks, worst literary experience of my life. You know he is the same as Lisa Karpova. That pen name he uses for attacking jews and then denying that it is Timmie doing so, not very creative.
Let me lighten things up with a joke: "Why did the failed song writer cross the road? To peck at a kopeck! Thanks, Ed, it's good to know. Yes, he is verily a bottom feeder. To answer your rhetorical questions, why, yes, he does. It's in his nature, and his online solicitation classified adverts. Post a Comment. Simply Jews. Pages Home Our Charter So, who are we? Follow by Email. Updates and stuff Waking up with a Chinese accent. Three-breasted Tampa woman sees double.
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